"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
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"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
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"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
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"I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member."
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"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But then, one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy, one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."
bi zahmat mishe yek link az in khooneye toyo ito be man beresunid,? khodam nayaftam akhe..merci